General The Priceless Thing that Mastercard can't buy

2005.05.02 05:40

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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror,
and notices a note on the mirror: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to go shopping-Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black
eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, lady! I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $855.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

Data and picture from the Internet, Webpage by S. Steven Kim - May 2, 2005

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이한중

2005.05.02 10:50

Very good and very funny yet so true, indeed! Much better than any of the "priceless" commercials I have seen. good to have you back.

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kyu hwang

2005.05.02 12:29

말 한마디로
천량 빚을 갑는다는
격 이지요.

우리가 이런 tactics를
쓰기에는 너무 늦은감이
드오 만은---. 규정

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