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Fun/Joke Marriage Humors

2011.02.13 15:38

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Marriage Humor


Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : 'Nothing.'
Wife : 'Nothing...?
You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.'


Wife:  'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby:  'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:  'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
'Hubby:  'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself
what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married,
I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling,
but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
'Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


A newly married man asked his wife,
'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly,
'I'd have married you,
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


Girl to her boyfriend: 'One kiss and I'll be yours forever.'
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'


A wife asked her husband:
'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
'I like your sense of humor.'


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