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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. Catholic Golf Joke A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off, and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed a gain. "Shit, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again, and the usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. And from the sky comes a booming voice.... "Shit, I missed !!" |
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1. You believe in Santa Claus :
요즘 애들은 영악하기 그지없어 특히 형이나 누나가 있는
애들은 일찍 알아버린다.
그러나, "엄마를 기쁘게 해드릴려는 거야!" 아니면"바보같이
가만이 있으면 선물이 생기는데! 뭐!"라곤 한다.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus:
형이나 누나한테 들어서 아는 애들은 동생이 생기자 마자
귀속말로 알으켜 준다.
빈부의 차가 심한 자본주의 국가에서 달동네에서 사는 사람들은
정말로 이세상에 Santa Claus는 없다고 믿는다.
3. You are Santa Claus:
이사람들이야 말로 이사회의 hero이다.
Santa Claus의 부른 배만큼이나 큰 가슴을 가지고 있어
charity일을 항상 한다.
4. You look like Santa Claus:
흰머리에 불뚝배를 가지고 공짜 전철타고 먹거리 찾아 다니는
우리 같은 地空族들.ㅎ,ㅎ. 규정
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