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2010.07.17 14:41

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Aren't golfers wonderful people?



    1)A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
    The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

    "I'm dying here and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

    "Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
    "No time at all," says her husband.
    "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."


    2)A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, , "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

    Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered."


    3)A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

    The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?" The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

    The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

    The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."


    4)A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
    He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.

    Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing.
    The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

    As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
    The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"




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