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      THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:


      1) You believe in Santa Claus.

      2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

      3) You are Santa Claus.

      4) You look like Santa Claus.



             Catholic Golf Joke

      A Catholic priest and a nun
      were taking a rare afternoon off,
      and enjoying a round of golf.

      The priest stepped up to the first tee
      and took a mighty swing.
      He missed the ball entirely and said
      "Shit, I missed."

      The good Sister told him to watch his language.

      On his next swing, he missed a gain.
      "Shit, I missed."

      "Father, I'm not going to play with you
      if you keep swearing,"
      the nun said tartly.

      The priest promised to do better and
      the round continued. On the 4th
      tee, he misses  again,
      and the usual comment followed.

      Sister is really mad now and says,
      "Father John, God is going to strike
      you dead if you keep swearing like that."

      On the next tee, Father John swings and
      misses again. "Shit, I missed."

      A terrible rumble is heard and
      a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of
      the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

      And from the sky comes a booming voice....


      "Shit, I missed !!"




Jokes from E-mail, Webpage by Sukjoo, December 15, 2006



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