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Fun/Joke Retirement
2008.08.04 03:22
Retirement Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating razor back.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said Obama in 08. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important for my health. |
Have a great day
Sam
Sam
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ㅎ, ㅎ, ㅎ.
A good and smart joke!
그런데, 막상 retire하고 나면, 눈코뜰새없이 바빠져서,
cop 하고 이런 장난할 시간이 없을 겁니다.
보통 사람들이 Retire할때의 가장 큰 걱정이 "무얼 하나?" 인데,
하기전이나 한후에, 적당한 취미 하나나 두어개 배우면,
"왜 진작 않했는가!" 후회하게 될것입니다.
단 한가지 조건은, Don't postpone and wait too long.
몸과 마음이 건강할때 해야됩니다.