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Fun/Joke Marriage Humors
2011.02.13 15:38
Marriage Humor   Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband : 'Nothing.' Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife : 'Yes or no.' Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' 'Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 'Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' Girl to her boyfriend: 'One kiss and I'll be yours forever.' The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' |
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