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Fun/Joke Retirement

2008.08.04 03:22

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Retirement 
 
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' 
 
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating razor back.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. 
 
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.  I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said Obama in 08. 
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important for my health.
 


Have a great day
Sam
 
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