As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011,

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert  have written
an impressive new book.
It's called .... "Ministers Do More Than Lay People"

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink  and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss,
the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning...
one brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is
if you're in the bathroom.



6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled.
The ice... well.... it chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes
now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out,
gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen -
just vending machines and a large trash can.



11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life,
may the splinters never point the wrong way.

POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON !