logo

English
                 

How to explain Greece (European sovereign debt crisis) to a complete idiot or to a politician

by Simon Black

Let’s pretend for a moment that Greece is a human being. I’ll call him George.

George (=Greece) is a hairdresser and makes $40,000 per year. George has limited assets. He has zero savings, no precious metals, and is way underwater on his mortgage. His credit card debt is over $100,000, and his bare minimum living expenses are $45,000 annually, over 10% more than he makes. George’s credit is pitiful, and he cannot obtain any more new loans.

George’s neighbor Hans (=Germany and France) has a big family. All the kids work hard and contribute to the family savings. Hans sees George’s plight and decides the neighborhood has to stick together; he starts loaning George some money out of his family’s savings, and eventually begins to take on more and more of George’s personal debts.

Many of the other neighbors– Luciano (=Italy), Seamus (=Portugal), and Juan (=Spain) – are in the same boat as George: drowning in debt with massive personal expenses and no hope to pay them back.

Everyone is looking to Hans for help. He’s the responsible one in the neighborhood. Now, Hans doesn’t want them all to go bust because he knows it would be bad for the neighborhood property values… but Hans’s children (=German people) are balking at the prospect of working hard on their newspaper routes just so that George can keep his plasma screen TV.

Very soon, George is going to run out of options and will have to have a difficult conversation with his credit card companies. In the real world, there is no other choice.

In the pretend world of politics, however, European leaders have been able to convince everyone that it’s all under control. Never mind that the whole situation has completely fractured capital markets; traditional valuation metrics have taken a back seat to rumors of secret meetings and loud talk of bailout plans.

Think about it: Dexia (=name of European bank) passed summer bank stress tests with flying colors. A couple of months later it’s going bust. How can markets function without confidence in balance sheet accuracy? Or whether a government will even be around tomorrow? This is kind of a problem when sovereign debt is the cornerstone of the financial system…

And yet, stock markets worldwide surged today on the news of a European ‘pledge’ to help banks.

Do yourself a favor and stop watching their lips move. These ‘plans’ are nothing more than lies and misdirection. Just like our friend George, a Greek default has to happen. Politicians can pretend whatever they want, but in the real world where we live, financial deadbeats have no other options.

No. Subject Date Author Last Update Views
Notice How to write your comments onto a webpage [2] 2016.07.06 운영자 2016.11.20 18185
Notice How to Upload Pictures in webpages 2016.07.06 운영자 2018.10.19 32333
Notice How to use Rich Text Editor [3] 2016.06.28 운영자 2018.10.19 5908
Notice How to Write a Webpage 2016.06.28 운영자 2020.12.23 43825
6862 최나연,한국선수 통산 100번째 LPGA 우승 달성 [4] 2011.10.16 황규정*65 2011.10.16 4746
6861 Take Time [4] 2011.10.16 이한중*65 2011.10.16 5032
6860 [re] Bonding [11] 2011.10.18 황규정*65 2011.10.18 5889
6859 딸네 집에서 [14] 2011.10.16 Chomee#65 2011.10.16 4631
6858 Amazing Time-lapse Photography [3] 2011.10.17 운영자 2011.10.17 5372
6857 歌客 나훈아 Super Live 콘서트 [4] 2011.10.18 운영자 2011.10.18 5774
» How to explain European sovereign debt crisis [2] 2011.10.19 운영자 2011.10.19 3327
6855 Life is always small / Henri Nouwen [6] 2011.10.19 이한중*65 2011.10.19 6456
6854 [Medical Column] 16. 아스피린과 심혈관질환 및 대장암 [1] 2011.10.20 이종구*57 2011.10.20 4042
6853 <b>시계탑 2011년 Fourth Quarter PDF Edition</b> [1] 2011.10.20 운영자 2011.10.20 5040
6852 한국의 자랑, 정명훈 [7] 2011.10.21 Sukjoo#65 2011.10.21 12542
6851 옛집에 돌아와서 [3] 2011.10.21 김창현#70 2011.10.21 5858
6850 Cold Spring NY [5] 2011.10.22 Chomee#65 2011.10.22 5691
6849 [Video] Extreme Snowboarding [1] 2011.10.22 운영자 2011.10.22 6195
6848 의대 66년 45주년 기념 사진모음 [7] 2011.10.23 조의열*66 2011.10.23 5209
6847 뱀사골 단풍 [4] 2011.10.24 김창현#70 2011.10.24 5603
6846 Summer corn [7] 2011.10.25 Chomee#65 2011.10.25 7017
6845 [Medical Column] 17. 고혈압 1 2011.10.26 이종구*57 2011.10.26 4156
6844 <b><font color=red>2012 - 29th Annual Convention 일정 (Latest Correction)</font></b> 2011.10.27 Jamie#동창회 2011.10.27 5907
6843 <b><font color=red>2012 - 29th Annual Convention Application</font></b> 2011.10.27 Jamie#동창회 2011.10.27 5966