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General WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED /E-Mail
2010.01.14 13:22
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What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. | ||||||
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Comment 4
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SungjaCho#65
2010.01.14 13:26
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운영자
2010.01.14 13:51
승자 님,
진작 올려주실것이지...
본인이 이 글을 읽기전까지는 depression으로 고생해거든요. ㅎ, ㅎ, ㅎ.한줄 더 보탠다면,
A man doesn't have enough sense to get offended. -
방준재*70
2010.01.14 20:08
No Wonder I've been Depressed, Always.
1. My Last Name has been changed from Bahng to Bang-Bang
since I came to USA.
2. I cannot be President since I was Not Born Here.
3.Same work but Getting Poorer as years go by.
4.I don't wear Shorts on the golf course even under sweltering summer heat.
5. I don't eat Chocolate, even Godiva. It's too sugary.No wonder I've been Depressed up until now I read the above article.
Now I found the reasons, I'll act contrary to what I've been doing.
Thank you, Sung-ja-nim, for your psychotherapy session.
(Fee is in the mail) -
황규정*65
2010.01.15 03:27
남녀가 편짜고 하는 놀이에 한대 얻어맞은 기분이네요,ㅎ,ㅎ.
오랜세월 산과를 한사람으로 남자가 여자대신 애를배서
낳는다면 병원이 어떻게 될까요?
우리 남정네들의 그 '끈기'와 '강함'을 생각하면 말입니다,ㅎ,ㅎ.
아마 병원은 security를 더보강해야될것이며 C-section rate는
하늘로 치솟을것이고 무었보다도 신생아 출생률이 바닥을 칠것이니
말입니다. 물론 이사람도 산과의사는 되지 않았을거고요. 규정
It's a ladies' talk of old fashioned women,
but it will give us a big laugh, or chuckle.