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황박사님,
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고마워요.
저도 철학적?이고 재밋는 글 하나 올리겠읍니다.
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GOLF BALLS AND BEER

A professor stood before his Philosophy 101 class and
had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly,
he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and
proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and
poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open spaces between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full? They agreed it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He then asked once more if the jar was full.
The students agreed with a unanimous-- yes!

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and
proceed to pour the entire contents in to the jar effectively filling
the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," the professor said, as the laughter subsided, " I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
important things-- your family, your partner, your health,
your children, your friends, your favorite passions--- things that if everything else
was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
your car. The sand is everything else-- the small stuff !"

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no
room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for your life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never
have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to
the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children,
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out dancing. Play another 18 holes.

There will always be time to go to work, clean the house,
give a dinner party and fix the disposal."

"Take care of golf balls first--the things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer
represented. The professor smiled, " I'm glad you asked. It just goes to
show you that no matter how full your life seem, there's always room for a
couple of beers !"

Dr. Hwang, I enjoyed and laughed. They are very good.
Sukjoo showed me when I got home and got a good laugh.
Thanks.

I am happy to hear that both of you enjoyed.
I also enjoyed the story,'golf balls and beer'.
It is not only a funny, but also a quite meaningful
story. Thanks again.

Pistons will have a tougher time against Miami Heat,
but I am pretty confident they will prevail eventually. GO ! PISTONS ! 규정