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Fun/Joke [Joke] The Outdoors Man
2012.11.18 09:32
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four "leaks" behind big trees." Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!" "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer." |
Comment 5
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방준재*70
2012.11.18 09:47
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이한중*65
2012.11.18 11:05
Hopefully we will bump each other somewhere,
hopefully on a golf course.
If you have a chance to come to Michigan,
please let me know, Dr. Bang. -
운영자
2012.11.18 12:39
Doc,
Well, to be a shitty golfer, one must be one hell of an outdoors man.
Please don't degrade yourself for the sake of the rest of us.
I know it well because I am a living example of the theory.
Golf is always an adventure to me.
Obviously, so it is for you.
We must be the likes of Captain Kirk who goes boldly where no man has gone before !!
Only difference is that the captain does it in the vast universe, we do it within the golf course. ㅎ, ㅎ, ㅎ. -
방준재*70
2012.11.18 14:30
Thank you for inviting me to Michigan, sunbaenim.
I don't know when but if I can make, I think I could
go around Ohio, Michigan, and Chicago to meet old
friends over there too. I wish I could, Sir. -
노영일*68
2012.11.18 21:52
Being an outdoorsman is the happiest man in the world.
He has a good health, enough money, and spare time.
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I hope not - to play a round
of golf in the future, if we
have a chance.