2013.07.09 11:47
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Robert should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may
over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed
and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert,
her 85 year old groom, 'ready' for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride,
and she prepares to go to sleep.After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Robert. Again he is 'ready' ready for more 'action'.
Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling.
When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride,
bids her a fond good night and leaves.She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it,
Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old,
ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Robert gets set to leave again, is young bride says to him,
"I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.
You are truly a great lover, Robert."
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Since we are in a joking mood, here's another nice one.
Another Bob joke (This time, it includes a blonde)
BOB & THE BLONDE:
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man
on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money.
I saw this on the 5 PM news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.