2019.09.03 23:14
A Smart Italian:
An elderly Italian man lived alone in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his Annual Tomato Garden, but
it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to
plant my Tomato Garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be
digging up a Garden Plot. I know if you were here, my troubles
would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me,
like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that Garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the Tomatoes now.
That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
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I have seen this joke before. I got the same one again today,
You probably got the same too before. Anyway, here it is, maybe one more time for you.
We got a lot of serious stuff on our website. This will help to relieve some pressure.
from a smart Korean WM.